Now we have six kids... and no keys. (And in case you haven't heard, we have another one on the way.)
So I've been thinking about how to raise my kids—now ages 10-20. Here's what I've come up with so far:
Since kids have a tendency to grow up and rebel against their parents, I've decided to take some preventive measures.
I—as a father—am going to stay wild, crazy, and whacked so, that as my kids grow older, they will rebel against me—and thus turn out normal.
I'll let you know how it goes...
10 comments:
That is brilliant!
At least you have so many that you can try multiple philosophies. Best of all, mine are younger than yours, so I can see how it works for you!
BTW, nice hat.
:)
Sounds feasible to me.... And I've met the rebels!
Len: We'll find out.
ringels: The hat shows that real men wear pink.
Jeff: Can one come live with you? : )
We'll take the youngest two... they aren't completely messed up YET
:()
Jeff...
No fair! You have DeWitt... and they would leave us immediately for him!
BA : )
I think we might stick with 2. One to kick out the front door and one out the back.
That's it? The whole thing? I actually waited until I sat down for a few minutes to absorb the profoundness...and I get whacked guy? C'mon, Bill. The expectations are higher...at least give us a top 5 list.
Dear Anon... that's all I got. Just keeping it real : )
What's the "R" on your hat for? Rebellion against Rebellion?
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